Bloomers, I resisted going back to this one for months but — please, I ask — what’s a professional smart-ass supposed to do in the face of naked provocation? I tweaked for our times. —bb

From the vaults of Berkeley Breathed's Bloom County, which originally ran from 1980 to 1989, a classic, signed, personalized print. Please include a first name for personalization.

Printing details for this highest art-quality print:

• 100% Cotton Archival Acid-free Paper

• Paper dimensions are 17”x22"

This is a custom item and may take up to six weeks to process prior to shipping. It is printed to order and personally signed by Berkeley Breathed. Thank you for your patience.